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bruh
yo anyone who knows about ruzzle, play me. treeguru
ॐ metaphysical metaphors
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[suckyblog]:
There is nothing sweet or savory about the rotting carcass of a chicken twisted and crushed with cruelty. There is nothing delicious about bloodmouth carnist food. How does it feel knowing your stomach is a graveyard?
I’m sorry, but you just inadvertently wrote the most METAL description of eating a chicken sandwich in the history of mankind.
MY STOMACH IS A GRAVEYARD
NO LIVING BEING CAN QUENCH MY BLOODTHIRST
I SWALLOW MY ENEMIES WHOLE
ESPECIALLY IF THEY’RE KENTUCKY FRIED](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvqk2sDi1D1qd3f5co1_500.jpg)
[suckyblog]:
There is nothing sweet or savory about the rotting carcass of a chicken twisted and crushed with cruelty. There is nothing delicious about bloodmouth carnist food. How does it feel knowing your stomach is a graveyard?
I’m sorry, but you just inadvertently wrote the most METAL description of eating a chicken sandwich in the history of mankind.
MY STOMACH IS A GRAVEYARD
NO LIVING BEING CAN QUENCH MY BLOODTHIRST
I SWALLOW MY ENEMIES WHOLE
ESPECIALLY IF THEY’RE KENTUCKY FRIED
(Source: alonetogether82)
Crying because this actually happened, and I am so happy.
fuck i need to see this episode
(Source: leonglion)
Ku Klux by Langston Hughes
They took me out
To some lonesome place.
They said, “Do you believe
In the great white race?”I said, “Mister,
To tell you the truth,
I’d believe in anything
If you’d just turn me loose.”The white man said, “Boy,
Can it be
You’re a-standin’ there
A-sassin’ me?”They hit me in the head
And knocked me down.
And then they kicked me
On the ground.A klansman said, “Nigger,
Look me in the face —-
And tell me you believe in
The great white race.”
he who smells of sunflowers
just sat down on a bench to read next to someone who literally added me on facebook yesterday and they acted like we were strangers
Self-control means that one should not accept anything which is detrimental to the path of spiritual progress. One should become accustomed to this and reject anything which is against the path of spiritual progress. This is real renunciation.
— Srila Prabhupada, Commentary on the Bhagavad-Gita 13.8-12 (via breathemystardust)
(Source: zerogate)