ॐ metaphysical metaphors

when i eat out I order a glass of melted ice with some frozen water in it it tastes way better that way

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religionisbullshit: guccizommbie: redefine-reality: militaryfit-bombshell: f-uckface: equal-beings: veg-tastic: lilyliqueur: brbkillingnubs: This is a right way to observe wild animals, they should not be kept captive in zoos.  I said that once in highschool and EVERYONE fucking yelled at me. The animals are observing them. Awesome.  A hell of a lot better than zoos. This would be awesome. They can live their lives and have us come to them every once in a while. OMFG THIS LOOKS SO FUCKING COOL. What if the lion tinkles? I don’t think lions do ‘tinkle’. I have a feeling it’d be more like a high pressure jet of urine. You’d certainly know about it. And then that one asshole (probably me lol) puts a finger through the opening newsflash retards- THIS IS A ZOO. it is a park that you pay admission so you can see endangered animals that have been placed there by people. it is a ZOO. god you people are fucking stupid  thank you ^^ View Larger

religionisbullshit:

guccizommbie:

redefine-reality:

militaryfit-bombshell:

f-uckface:

equal-beings:

veg-tastic:

lilyliqueur:

brbkillingnubs:

This is a right way to observe wild animals, they should not be kept captive in zoos. 

I said that once in highschool and EVERYONE fucking yelled at me.

The animals are observing them. Awesome. 

A hell of a lot better than zoos. This would be awesome. They can live their lives and have us come to them every once in a while.

OMFG THIS LOOKS SO FUCKING COOL.

What if the lion tinkles?

I don’t think lions do ‘tinkle’. I have a feeling it’d be more like a high pressure jet of urine. You’d certainly know about it.

And then that one asshole (probably me lol) puts a finger through the opening

newsflash retards- THIS IS A ZOO. it is a park that you pay admission so you can see endangered animals that have been placed there by people. it is a ZOO. god you people are fucking stupid 

thank you ^^

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tooodope: sathbalt: 270293: i don’t think people get the story behind this photo… All these famous, semi-god motherfuckers were all left handed and all died at the age of 27 and all their autopsies reported that a white bic lighter was found in their pockets.  one of my favorite pictures  bic didnt start making lighters until 1973, making it physically impossible for all of these people to have had white bic lighters in their pockets…. View Larger

tooodope:

sathbalt:

270293:

i don’t think people get the story behind this photo…

All these famous, semi-god motherfuckers were all left handed and all died at the age of 27 and all their autopsies reported that a white bic lighter was found in their pockets. 

one of my favorite pictures 

bic didnt start making lighters until 1973, making it physically impossible for all of these people to have had white bic lighters in their pockets….

Reblogged 4 months ago from bl-ackbur-deactivated20130610 (Originally from 270293) 62,727 notes